Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday we give you the scoop on what's
happening in and out of the wrestling ring. As the kids would say,
on the Run
Jake "The Snake"
Roberts is in trouble again and it surprisingly has nothing to do with
drugs. Roberts was arrested today in Niles, Ohio following an auto accident
earlier in the day. He was charged with drunk driving, hit and run (leaving
the scene of the accident), and reckless operation of a vehicle. The
accident occurred on private property. No snakes were harmed during
the making of the accident.
Chris Jericho announced
in his latest online commentary that this Monday will be the debut of
his new entrance video and music. Jericho has used his current theme
and video for over a year. My sources tell me his new entrance music
will be Bruce Hornsby's Mandolin Rain. My sources totally rule!
Chyna in a
Entertainment Tonight reported Wednesday that Chyna has a role in Touchstone
Pictures' upcoming comedy, 'Frank McKlusky C.I.'. The movie also stars
Randy Quaid, Dolly Parton and Kevin Pollak. She will be playing a character
named "Freeda". ET describes her character as a "menacing gatekeeper of
the company's classified files with a very unique fashion sense." I describe
her character as a "chick in a cat suit." There is an interview with her
More WCW Names
As time slowly passes,
the new WCW is beginning to take shape. As I mentioned on Wednesday,
the WWF is in talks with Diamond Dallas Page. I'm also hearing that
Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson are expected to sign contracts soon.
This pleases me. Everything about Torrie Wilson pleases me. As for WCW
itself, the WWF has yet to secure a prime television spot for the WCW
show. It's looking more and more like the WWF will have to sacrifice
Smackdown or Raw to the new WCW show.
has an exclusive interview up with Mick Foley that's a pretty good read.
In it he discusses his new book (duh), his future with WCW and his anger
towards The Rock.
The WWF is promising that the identity of the man stalking the Undertaker's
wife's will not be a let down. Here is a short list of people that would
actually surprise me.
Shawn Michaels -
He was sent home prior to Wrestlemania for misconduct, so it's unlikely
to be Shawn. However this is the best choice for the WWF. Shawn is a
big name wrestler and he and the Undertaker have a long history to play
off of (Hell in the Cell 1.)
Raven - The stalker
angle fits in to Raven's character, but isn't he with Tori? Anyway,
the Undertaker and Raven could have some good matches and the WWF gets
the added bonus of raising Raven to a higher spot on the card. He's
getting lost in the shuffle right now fighting for the hardcore title.
Vince Russo - No
Chance In Hell as the saying goes, but it would defiantly surprise me.
Then again, do I really want this loser on my T.V. again? I think not.
Undertaker - The
Undertaker is stalking his own wife! Either he has a split personality
or it's a sick role playing thing they do to spice up the sex life.
Maybe it's an Undertaker clone that's been hiding for years under the
name Ben Reilly. NO!!!!!!!!! I'm tapped. See you fanboys Monday.
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-18-01, 2:11 PM PST)
still has that Monday morning freshness.
Shots by Michael Goodson
(Updated 6-13-01, 6:36 PM PST)
the XFL is gone, what will we make fun of?