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Review: Pineapple Express by Lon Lopez (08-06-08)
I was going to post this review earlier, but then I got high...

Review: The Dark Knight by Derek McCaw (07-17-08)
I'm afraid the Joker action figure might actually kill me...

Review: Hellboy II: The Golden Army by Derek McCaw (07-11-08)
Brighter and more fun than the first, it's a heck of a good time...

Review: Hancock by Lon Lopez (07-01-08)
Will audience members accept a superhero who doesn't have a comic book?

Review: Wanted by Derek McCaw (06-27-08)
You know what's wanted? A good script...

Video: Battle of the Batmans by Tom Seymour (06-27-08)
Four Dark Knights are better than one in this funny trailer for a movie we'll never see...

Review: WALL*E by Derek McCaw (06-27-08)
Pixar is my master now..sorry, Joss...

Review: Get Smart by Derek McCaw (06-20-08)
It's a floor wax AND a serious spy movie...

Review: The Love Guru by Lon Lopez (06-20-08)
It will sort of sneak up on you, like love itself...

Review: The Incredible Hulk by Derek McCaw (06-13-08)
It's a lot like a comic book, and to us, that's a compliment...

Review: Kung Fu Panda by Derek McCaw (06-06-08)
I admit I can get behind the idea of a martial arts master who's a stress-eater...

Review: You Don't Mess With The Zohan by Lon Lopez (06-06-08)
Can Adam Sandler solve the worlds' problems in ninety minutes or less?

Review: The Strangers by Derek McCaw (06-04-08)
Because you came to this website...

Review: Sex and the City by Ric Bretschneider (05-29-08)
You don't need to be the feminine influence editor to fall under the feminine influence...

Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull by Derek McCaw (05-22-08)
Adventure takes back its old name...yeah, bite it, Sahara...

Review: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian by Derek McCaw (05-16-08)
Return to a magic land, where mythical creatures endure a host of Inigo Montoyas...

Okay, Get Your Hearts Pounding For Twilight by Derek McCaw (05-09-08)
A first look at the movie poster for this story of teen vampire love...

Review: Speed Racer by Derek McCaw (05-09-08)
When Speed takes the wheel, it's almost art...

Review: Son of Rambow by David J. Fowlie (05-05-08)
They drew first blood...maybe in catsup...

Review: Iron Man by Derek McCaw (05-01-08)
I want the ringtone...that's all I'm saying. I want the ringtone.

Review: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay by Lon Lopez (04-25-08)
Thank heavens nothing is sacred...

Review: Baby Mama by Derek McCaw (04-25-08)
Okay, so it is funnier than actual childbirth...

Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall by Lon Lopez (04-18-08)
We've all been there...thanks, Jason Segel, for reminding us...

Review: 21 by Derek McCaw (04-01-08)
Winner, winner, Kraft Mac and Cheese Dinner...

Review: Doomsday by Jack Reda (03-17-08)
Oh, I get it...just borrow from five or six other stories...right...

Review: Horton Hears A Who by Derek McCaw (03-16-08)
Oh, I get it...just stick to the original story...right...

Who Watches Us Watching Watchmen? (03-06-08)
This will teach me to leave my computer at the comic book shop...

Reviewed: Semi-Pro by Lon Lopez (03-03-08)
It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping...

Reviewed: Jumper by Lon Lopez (02-19-08)
In a scene between Hayden Christiansen and a tree, guess which one's wooden?

Reviewed: The Spiderwick Chronicles by David J. Fowlie (02-14-08)
No matter what the meaning, magic brownies never treat you right...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer by Derek McCaw (02-14-08)
Sure, Paramount moved Star Trek to May 2009, but this proves they still love us...

Watchmen Christmas Special by Derek McCaw (01-30-08)
No...YOU'D better watch out...

Reviewed: Cloverfield by Derek McCaw (01-18-08)
Giant monster smashes Manhattan...but this just in...it's a love story!

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