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It blinked slowly under the bright floodlights. There had only been sweet darkness for so long. A voice unused in thousands of years croaked a […]
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The Next Door Horror: Party Tips
Maybe the horror isn’t right next door anymore. As the first year of The Next Door Horror comes to a close, Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) tries […]
Reluctant Midnight Monster Hunters Are The Best Monster Hunters
The monsters that stick with us are the ones we can have empathy for. If you watch the Universal classics, you see the Mummy just […]
The Next Door Horror: Where In The World Is Demonic Dandiego?
This week revisits a dark time in Next Door Horror history: the day that Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) went missing. In an extended look, Gabe (Gabe […]
The Next Door Horror: Moving Day
No guests this week. Thanks to Gabe’s shenanigans on air, Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) has to move. But for old time’s sake, they watch one […]
The Next Door Horror: Happy Dolt Day
The boys watch Happy Death Day… or do they? When Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) falls under a curse, he has to act completely against character in order […]
The Next Door Horror: No Thanks, I’m Stuffed
Sometimes, dead is better. And with the emptiness behind Gabe’s eyes, it’s like he’s halfway there! This week, Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) confronts Steph Purry, and […]
The Next Door Horror: What’s More Disgusting Than A Human Centipede?
I’ve never been more grateful that they never actually show the horror movie they claim to be watching. This week, Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) brings in […]
The Next Door Horror: The Lost Boys Lost Episode
Is this episode lost forever? That’s just what the vampires want you to think. This week, Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) would […]
A New Wrinkles To Scary Clowns
“No one was hiring me when I was just a regular clown…” So says an anonymous “performer” in Naples, Florida, who found a unique and […]
The Next Door Horror’s Got Talent!
Last July, the Next Door Horror took its act off the internet and on the road. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe Sanchez performed live […]
The Next Door Horror: Not Just Another Stunt
She’s been in Us, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, and much more. Is appearing on The Next Door Horror the biggest risk of all? Stuntwoman Keisha Tucker sits […]
The Next Door Horror: Sharper Than A Serpent’s Tooth
Many people like Mr. Macabre’s late-night horror show. Really. It’s just that his son isn’t one of them. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) has one of […]
One Man, Three Banana Splits
When Warner Bros. announced a horror film version of The Banana Splits, fans’ gut reaction was “hmm…” instead of outrage. Though they have their fans and […]
The Next Door Horror: Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
When will we freed of the tyranny of burger clowns? Not with this week’s episode, that’s for sure. Because Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe […]
Finally! We Can Share The Furious Gospel Of Johnny Tan
It’s played festivals; it’s won awards. And now… Lon Lopez and Rob Wilson’s stop-motion action-figure Hong Kong cinema-inspired Action Figure Action Movie (A.F.A.M.!) Chapter 3 […]
The Next Door Horror: Hot W@ngs
In a conversation last weekend about this episode, Dan Burt told me Gabe Sanchez considers this his Mona Lisa. No film is watched; it’s just […]
The Next Door Horror: Neon Demonic Dan
It’s a special health and beauty episode as Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) welcomes YouTube star Rclbeauty101 (Rachel Levin) to watch The Neon Demon and help […]
Comic-Con 2019: The Lost Count Crowley
Right before Comic-Con, Dark Horse revealed that writer/actor/director David Dastmalchian has created a comic for them coming in October. Count Crowley, Reluctant Midnight Monster Hunter throws back […]
The Next Door Horror: Gabe Learns About Snowbirds
The Next Door Horror can be educational. This week, Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) invites their new neighbor Mrs. DiSalvo (Sam DiSalvo) over to watch John Carpenter’s The […]