Queen Of The Damned
Queen of the Damned is a lot like 1984’s Street Fighter: the Movie — and if that draws you in, we cannot help you.
Movies
The New Terminator Has Been Cast
The new Terminator has been cast, and we think you’ll agree that mankind is pretty much doomed, even with Arnold Schwarzenegger on our side.
Hart’s War
Despite thrilling explosions delivered in 30-second spots, Hart’s War wants to be more of a think piece, a courtroom drama in a POW camp.
The Mothman Prophecies
A maddeningly vague paranormal incident becomes a slightly less maddeningly vague star vehicle for Richard Gere.
Review: Black Hawk Down
Between this and Spy Game I’m not sure which one is the good Scott brother anymore. Black Hawk Down plays like a picture hamstrung by […]
Review: Orange County
For all the partying allegedly done in college, it sure is hard work getting in there. At least it looks that way for Shaun Brumder […]
Top Ten Movies Of 2001
Sure, most other sites have their Top Ten lists for the year up by New Year’s Eve, but not us. It’s not that I’m lazy; […]
Review: Ali
“I am the Greatest.” That’s what Ali used to say, even using it for the title of the first bio-pic made about him, starring him. […]
Review: The Majestic
We all have times in our lives that make us wish things had happened differently. For Peter Appleton (Jim Carrey), that moment comes just as […]
Review: The Fellowship Of The Rings
When you’re lucky, the film adaptation of a beloved book doesn’t suck too much. Occasionally, you might even think that it was pretty good; at […]
Review: Vanilla Sky
“In a parallel universe we’re probably a scorching couple.” – Cameron Crowe’s Singles Cameron Crowe has always made movies with characters poised to make a […]
Review: Ocean’s Eleven
Even if you don’t drink, you need to read this review with a tumbler of scotch in your hand. Let that ice clink in the […]
Review: Brigham City
Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. – Matthew 10:16 […]
Review: Behind Enemy Lines
Behind Enemy Lines features Owen Wilson running. He runs through the woods. He runs from the enemy. He runs through a minefield. He runs through […]
Review: The Affair Of The Necklace
From the advertising featuring star Hilary Swank, you might think The Affair of the Necklace will be a romantic drama. But let’s review. Such a […]
Review: Black Knight
“You have to respect his commitment,” the evil King Leo (Kevin Conway) comments about Martin Lawrence’s Jamal Walker in Black Knight, “even after it isn’t […]
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone
Daniel Radcliffe. Rupert Grint. Emma Watson. After today, these will be the three most famous children on the face of the Earth. They may be […]
Review: Shallow Hal
How many times have you heard these? “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” “It’s what’s on the inside that counts.” “Size doesn’t matter.” […]
Review: The One
Only in America can a man with limited language skills parlay a dream into reality. You might think it would be a hindrance for the […]
Review: Domestic Disturbance
Pity the boy who cried wolf. Sure, for a while it was fun to watch the people come running to make sure everything was okay. […]
