Review: The Sweetest Thing
The last five or so years have seen a revival and subsequent landslide of gross-out sex comedies. Most sucked. One that didn’t was There’s Something […]
Movies
Panic Room Feels Secure
Writer David Koepp builds the most secure closet he can and throws two women in it without ever allowing the action to stagnate.
Death To Smoochy LIVES
Death To Smoochy is the kind of movie that geeks judge others with. “Yeah, she’s seems cool, but she didn’t like Death To Smoochy.”
Resident Evil Lurches Forward
Fans of the game may be pleased just to see everything brought to life. Or rather, living death. It gets so confusing…
Showtime Never Shines
Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy could do this kind of film in their sleep. Whether or not you stay awake is up to you.
Hilarious Anarchy in Ice Age
In the anarchy of Ice Age, we have found computer animation’s Tex Avery. And it’s about time. Chris Wedge makes a powerful feature debut.
The Time Machine
What if a big-budget Hollywood science fiction film dared to be thought-provoking? This take on The Time Machine isn’t the answer.
Queen Of The Damned
Queen of the Damned is a lot like 1984’s Street Fighter: the Movie — and if that draws you in, we cannot help you.
The New Terminator Has Been Cast
The new Terminator has been cast, and we think you’ll agree that mankind is pretty much doomed, even with Arnold Schwarzenegger on our side.
Hart’s War
Despite thrilling explosions delivered in 30-second spots, Hart’s War wants to be more of a think piece, a courtroom drama in a POW camp.
The Mothman Prophecies
A maddeningly vague paranormal incident becomes a slightly less maddeningly vague star vehicle for Richard Gere.
Review: Black Hawk Down
Between this and Spy Game I’m not sure which one is the good Scott brother anymore. Black Hawk Down plays like a picture hamstrung by […]
Review: Orange County
For all the partying allegedly done in college, it sure is hard work getting in there. At least it looks that way for Shaun Brumder […]
Top Ten Movies Of 2001
Sure, most other sites have their Top Ten lists for the year up by New Year’s Eve, but not us. It’s not that I’m lazy; […]
Review: Ali
“I am the Greatest.” That’s what Ali used to say, even using it for the title of the first bio-pic made about him, starring him. […]
Review: The Majestic
We all have times in our lives that make us wish things had happened differently. For Peter Appleton (Jim Carrey), that moment comes just as […]
Review: The Fellowship Of The Rings
When you’re lucky, the film adaptation of a beloved book doesn’t suck too much. Occasionally, you might even think that it was pretty good; at […]
Review: Vanilla Sky
“In a parallel universe we’re probably a scorching couple.” – Cameron Crowe’s Singles Cameron Crowe has always made movies with characters poised to make a […]
Review: Ocean’s Eleven
Even if you don’t drink, you need to read this review with a tumbler of scotch in your hand. Let that ice clink in the […]
Review: Brigham City
Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. – Matthew 10:16 […]
