Take Your Parents To Blood Work
It’s the sort of film your father would have seen in the theater, or at least stayed awake for if he rented it on a Saturday night.
Reviews
XXX: Extreme Bond, Extremely Boring
Marketed as the heir to the Bond franchise throne, XXX features everything but compelling action and ingenious gadgets.
Spy Kids 2 Regains Lost Dreams
Spy Kids 2 crackles with wit, charm, and joyful moviemaking. Robert Rodriguez dreams forward while keeping the best of the past.
Austin Powers In Goldmember
Austin Powers In Goldmember feels like a party… but one of those you kind of wish you could go off into a quiet corner somewhere.
Stuart Little 2 Surprises
Stuart Little 2 surprises by being a charming sequel that surpasses the original — and by calming things down.
Eight Legged Freaks
Some gentle readers of Fanboy Planet will no doubt refuse to see Eight Legged Freaks no matter what. This would be because of a no […]
Road To Perdition Wanders
In Road To Perdition, Sam Mendes points out that violence isn’t just seductive; for a certain kind of man, it’s all too easy.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie
This Chemical X thing is one powerful element, able to smoothly transfer the cute little Powerpuff Girls to the big screen.
Men In Black II Disappointing
Q: What’s the difference between Men In Black II the movie and the videogame? A: The movie will suck up 88 minutes of your life.
Adam Sandler Channels Capra
Adam Sandler channels Capra by remaking a classic — and trying to be more than just an affable jerk. It mostly works.
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Let’s face it; no matter where you went to school, Junior High was a crappy time for everybody. Hormones flying, and you think you’re an […]
Minority Report Fails
Minority Report fails to be the groundbreaking science fiction film it pretends to be, despite some isolated good moments.
Lilo & Stitch Has Heart
Lilo & Stitch has heart, charm, and Elvis music. The combination infuses new life into traditional Disney animation.
Windtalkers Doesn’t Blow Smoke
Yes, though uneven, Windtalkers doesn’t blow smoke in its depiction of war. That wartime romance and racism, though, feels a little cliche.
Scooby Doo Review!
In this Scooby Doo review, you’ll learn to love the cowardly great dane, too! If not, you can just shoo! I’m out of rhymes.
Insomnia Offers Smart Thrills
Insomnia offers smart thrills as Al Pacino and Robin Williams match wits in a land where the sun never sets.
Review: ‘Attack Of The Clones’
It has been a dark time for the republic of fandom. The Trade Federation/Marketing Division, wielding an army of 5,000,000 unsold Jar Jar Binks action […]
Review: The New Guy
The best of our filmmakers have never lost touch with their inner child. That sense of wonder has contributed to some of cinema’s finest moments. […]
Review: ‘Spider-Man’
Is he strong? Listen, bud, He’s got genetically-altered blood. Okay, so it doesn’t quite have the same rhythm, but Sam Raimi and David Koepp had […]
Justice League: Legends Part 2
When we last saw our heroes, Green Lantern, Flash, Hawk Girl and Martian Manhunter had been pushed into an alternate Earth where their comic book […]
