Review: The Matrix Revolutions
If this film had been some sort of live-action manga adaptation, it would have been under a title like Cyber Fighter Black Super Buddha Neo […]
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DVD Review: George Of The Jungle 2
Christopher Showerman. Despite a gag about replacing Brendan Fraser in the movie itself, the publicity materials from Disney act as if Mr. Showerman doesn’t really […]
Justice League: Tabula Rasa
The “tabula rasa” is the frightening adaptive android Amazo — he can mimic the Justice League’s powers, but not their wisdom…
Bubba Ho-Tep
A septugenarian Elvis (Bruce Campbell) lies in his bed in an East Texas rest home, his best days obviously behind him. The world thinks he’s […]
Review: ‘American Splendor’
It’s Halloween in Cleveland. Five children stand expectantly at a door, dressed as their respective heroes. Superman, Batman, Robin, and the Golden Age Green Lantern […]
‘Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl’
Sometimes you catch a film critic calling a summer movie “…a real ride!” Which sort of leaves us in an awkward position when Disney releases […]
Review: The Matrix Reloaded
When The Matrix hit theaters four years ago, nobody knew what hit them, least of all Warner Brothers. A fresh (to some) melding of science […]
Don’t Hunt The Hunted
A mish-mash of so many better films — and some not so better — The Hunted should probably stay lost in the wilderness…
Cinequest 2003: The Legend of Dolemite
His influence is still felt today, so it’s high time you basked in the legend that is the Legend of Dolemite…
Bringing Down the House
Steve Martin and Queen Latifah do their best to bring down the house in this social satire that’s funny but not piercing.
Cinequest 2003: Vampires Anonymous
What do you do when you can’t resist feeding off your friends? Join Vampires Anonymous, of course, and hope for the best…
Dark Blue Falls Flat
Grappling with police corruption while trying to simplify it, Dark Blue ends up being nothing… but Kurt Russell is great.
Old School Back to School
If you like this kind of comedy, you’ll enjoy Old School… or Back to School… or P.C.U. or maybe Animal House…
An Overstuffed Daredevil
Writer/director Mark Steven Johnson has his fanboy heart in the right place, but his fandom sometimes blocks coherent storytelling.
Oh Those Shanghai Knights
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson return as an unlikely — and inaccurate — action team that’s more Hope and Crosby than Schwarzenegger.
Lost in La Mancha
Terry Gilliam keeps tilting at windmills as his impossible dream of making a movie without a hitch fails to come true again…
The Recruit Turns Routine
A lot of big Al scenery chewing, with Colin Farrell holding his own, but still The Recruit turns routine…
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 2 proves that it’s a simple formula, but it works. And works. And works. For J. Dobbs, it’s hilarious.
Darkness Falls Fails
Sure, Darkness Falls fails in what it claims to be, but as movies go, they sure made a heck of an action figure…
National Security wastes Zahn
Martin Lawrence gets kicked out of Police Academy; he couldn’t even get back into a Police Academy remake…
