Jason X Spaced Out Fun
You have to respect a killer so dedicated to his craft that he tries never to kill the same way twice. At least, not twice in one movie.
Reviews
Review: The Salton Sea
Once upon a time, the Fridays just pre- and post- summer were the time to open star-powered pictures with moderate budgets and decent scripts, but […]
Justice League: Legends Part 1
Of all the episodes of Justice League this season, this one may have been the most highly anticipated. What started out as a Justice League […]
Review: The Scorpion King
When last we left The Scorpion King, he had been horribly mutated by the Egyptian god Anubis into a bad CGI villain, and ended up […]
Justice League: Fury Part 2
Last week on Justice League, the adopted Amazonian turned zealot, Aresia, had assembled a rogues gallery of criminals to help her carry out her plan […]
Frailty Fails To Impress
Mixing together trends from the late ’90s: angels, ’70s nostalgia, X-Files, and unreliable narration, Frailty feels amateurish.
Review: The Sweetest Thing
The last five or so years have seen a revival and subsequent landslide of gross-out sex comedies. Most sucked. One that didn’t was There’s Something […]
Justice League: Fury Part 1
This week in Justice League brings us our first super team of villains. Star Sapphire, Solomon Grundy, The Shade, Copperhead, and Tsukuri are all led […]
Panic Room Feels Secure
Writer David Koepp builds the most secure closet he can and throws two women in it without ever allowing the action to stagnate.
Death To Smoochy LIVES
Death To Smoochy is the kind of movie that geeks judge others with. “Yeah, she’s seems cool, but she didn’t like Death To Smoochy.”
Justice League: The Brave And The Bold Part 2
Has a super intelligent ape destroyed Central City? That was the cliffhanger when we last saw our Justice League heroes. The evil Grodd has escaped […]
Resident Evil Lurches Forward
Fans of the game may be pleased just to see everything brought to life. Or rather, living death. It gets so confusing…
Showtime Never Shines
Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy could do this kind of film in their sleep. Whether or not you stay awake is up to you.
Hilarious Anarchy in Ice Age
In the anarchy of Ice Age, we have found computer animation’s Tex Avery. And it’s about time. Chris Wedge makes a powerful feature debut.
Justice League: The Brave And The Bold Part 1
In the 1960s, it was proven that comics with gorillas on the cover sold far more than regular issues. Bruce Timm and his staff hope […]
The Time Machine
What if a big-budget Hollywood science fiction film dared to be thought-provoking? This take on The Time Machine isn’t the answer.
Queen Of The Damned
Queen of the Damned is a lot like 1984’s Street Fighter: the Movie — and if that draws you in, we cannot help you.
Hart’s War
Despite thrilling explosions delivered in 30-second spots, Hart’s War wants to be more of a think piece, a courtroom drama in a POW camp.
Justice League: Warworld
This week’s Justice League borrows from a number of other genre films in order to deliver the best story arc yet. As we join our […]
Justice League: Paradise Lost, Part 2
When we last saw our heroes, the Justice League was collecting three relic fragments, thanks to the blackmail of Felix Faust, who has turned the […]
