Scooby Doo Review!
In this Scooby Doo review, you’ll learn to love the cowardly great dane, too! If not, you can just shoo! I’m out of rhymes.
Reviews
Insomnia Offers Smart Thrills
Insomnia offers smart thrills as Al Pacino and Robin Williams match wits in a land where the sun never sets.
Review: ‘Attack Of The Clones’
It has been a dark time for the republic of fandom. The Trade Federation/Marketing Division, wielding an army of 5,000,000 unsold Jar Jar Binks action […]
Review: The New Guy
The best of our filmmakers have never lost touch with their inner child. That sense of wonder has contributed to some of cinema’s finest moments. […]
Review: ‘Spider-Man’
Is he strong? Listen, bud, He’s got genetically-altered blood. Okay, so it doesn’t quite have the same rhythm, but Sam Raimi and David Koepp had […]
Justice League: Legends Part 2
When we last saw our heroes, Green Lantern, Flash, Hawk Girl and Martian Manhunter had been pushed into an alternate Earth where their comic book […]
Jason X Spaced Out Fun
You have to respect a killer so dedicated to his craft that he tries never to kill the same way twice. At least, not twice in one movie.
Review: The Salton Sea
Once upon a time, the Fridays just pre- and post- summer were the time to open star-powered pictures with moderate budgets and decent scripts, but […]
Justice League: Legends Part 1
Of all the episodes of Justice League this season, this one may have been the most highly anticipated. What started out as a Justice League […]
Review: The Scorpion King
When last we left The Scorpion King, he had been horribly mutated by the Egyptian god Anubis into a bad CGI villain, and ended up […]
Justice League: Fury Part 2
Last week on Justice League, the adopted Amazonian turned zealot, Aresia, had assembled a rogues gallery of criminals to help her carry out her plan […]
Frailty Fails To Impress
Mixing together trends from the late ’90s: angels, ’70s nostalgia, X-Files, and unreliable narration, Frailty feels amateurish.
Review: The Sweetest Thing
The last five or so years have seen a revival and subsequent landslide of gross-out sex comedies. Most sucked. One that didn’t was There’s Something […]
Justice League: Fury Part 1
This week in Justice League brings us our first super team of villains. Star Sapphire, Solomon Grundy, The Shade, Copperhead, and Tsukuri are all led […]
Panic Room Feels Secure
Writer David Koepp builds the most secure closet he can and throws two women in it without ever allowing the action to stagnate.
Death To Smoochy LIVES
Death To Smoochy is the kind of movie that geeks judge others with. “Yeah, she’s seems cool, but she didn’t like Death To Smoochy.”
Justice League: The Brave And The Bold Part 2
Has a super intelligent ape destroyed Central City? That was the cliffhanger when we last saw our Justice League heroes. The evil Grodd has escaped […]
Resident Evil Lurches Forward
Fans of the game may be pleased just to see everything brought to life. Or rather, living death. It gets so confusing…
Showtime Never Shines
Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy could do this kind of film in their sleep. Whether or not you stay awake is up to you.
Hilarious Anarchy in Ice Age
In the anarchy of Ice Age, we have found computer animation’s Tex Avery. And it’s about time. Chris Wedge makes a powerful feature debut.
