The Next Door Horror: A Star Is Born On Oscar Night
We have a sixth sense about these things. Though somehow Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) has earned a restraining order from Toni Collette, he still books The Sixth […]
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The Next Door Horror: No One Drinks Like A Horror Host
With few exceptions, the horror host community is a friendly one. That’s just what Mr. Macabre would say. Meet Demonic Dan’s (Dan Burt) good friend […]
The Next Door Horror: Making A Mess Of Valentine’s Day
It’s a little early for Valentine’s Day, but it’s never too early to spend time with someone you love. Naturally Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and […]
The Next Door Horror: Mechanics Love Christine
Bad to the bone, or just extremely sensitive? You be the judge as we find out the dumbest thing Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) has ever done […]
The Next Door Horror: Doomsday Prepping For 28 Days Later
If there’s going to be a spider apocalypse, you’ve got to be prepared. And apparently the best place to get prepared is at Smart and […]
The Next Door Horror: Horror Host Tries To Conjure Up A Ghost
Really? Everyone knows you shouldn’t mess with Ouija Boards, especially if you’re already claiming to be a demon. Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) tried to book a […]
The Next Door Horror: Weird Library Science
Time to quiet down, now. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) watch A Quiet Place with their local librarian. In between shushings, real drama […]
The Next Door Horror: A Priest And The Nun Walk Into A TV Show…
It sounds like the set-up to a bad joke, but it’s actually a good episode. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) wrestles with his atheism as Gabe […]
The Next Door Horror: Sex Ed On A Horror Show
Since apparently no one has seen the EMT paramour of Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) for a while, Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) thinks that it’s a perfect […]
The Next Door Horror: A Mall Santa Keeps It Silent
The boys exchange gifts and worried looks as Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) brings on a mall Santa as a guest. Something about this Kris Kringle looks […]
The Next Door Horror: Ventriloquism Isn’t For Dummies
You’d think it would be child’s play, but that’s just the movie. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) match wits with a local […]
The Next Door Horror: Exes Rekindling Romance
It’s not exactly The Newlywed Game, and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) may not have actually ever seen this week’s movie, The Ring. Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) may as […]
The Next Door Horror: Ghost Grabbers
Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) watch Peter Jackson’s The Frighteners… and Gabe comes so close to booking an appropriate guest. Are they looking […]
The Next Door Horror: Creature Feature Battle Royale
While watching Hellraiser, Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) collides with his past. Truths are told, oaths are uttered, and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) remains puzzled by it all. […]
The Next Door Horror: Gobble, Gobble
In a special Thanksgiving episode, we learn that Demonic Dan is highly flammable. Which, as a demon, makes a sort of sense. I’ve also discovered […]
The Next Door Horror: Pediatrician Vs Spawn Of Satan
Better than Batman v Superman, this week’s episode features Demonic Dan (Dan Burt) and Gabe (Gabe Sanchez) watching The Omen (it’s unclear on which version). The guest […]
The Next Door Horror: Alien Abductee Watches The Movie Alien
At least the chair is all nice and warm…
The Next Door Horror: Watching A Horror Film With A Murderer
This week, Demonic Dan and Gabe watch “The Strangers” with a stranger…
