The New Terminator Has Been Cast

The new Terminator cast

Variety announced this morning that the producers of T3: Rise of the Machines have finally found their new Terminator. Or rather, their Terminatrix. Because true to internet scuttlebutt, it’s a woman. And though the wrestler formerly known as Chyna will be disappointed, it’s not a frightening man-like woman.

We believe that mankind is doomed anyway.

22-year-old Kristanna Loken has been cast as the newest model, code-named the T-X. Prior to this casting, Loken was a regular on Mortal Kombat: Conquest, as well as making recurring appearances on the series Unhappily Ever After and, most recently, Philly.

We’re not sure exactly who will be playing the all growed-up John Connor in the movie (Edward Furlong has not been asked back), but unless he’s blind, the T-X should pretty much be able to walk right up and kill him, making T3 even shorter than the ride at Universal Studios.

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