Prepare Yourself… For Clownado

Might as well strike while the cotton candy is hot. What do you get when you cross the terror of IT with the stupidity of Sharknado? Sight unseen, I’ll call it a brilliant marketing move, and a movie that I’ll watch because sometimes… I just have to know. From this trailer, it also looks like there’s a hint of zombie movie — if it turns out that one bite from a clown will turn YOU into one, I will be filled with envy that I didn’t think of that first.

Will it be as great as Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Maybe not, because what could be? But the idea of twisted clowns traveling in twisters… I can’t help myself.

My apologies to those with a fear of clowns. All we know about the release is… coming this summer, to some theatrical release and definite VOD. It’s described as follows:

Cursed demonic circus clowns set out on a vengeful massacre using tornadoes. A stripper, Elvis impersonator, truck driver, teen runaway, and a dude get caught in the supernatural battle between femme fatal and the boss clown from hell.

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In addition to running Fanboy Planet, Derek has written for ActionAce, Daily Radar, Once Upon A Dime, and The Wave. He has contributed stories to Arcana Comics (The Greatest American Hero) and Monsterverse Comics (Bela Lugosi's Tales from the Grave). He performs with ComedySportz San Jose and ShakesBEERience, in addition to occasional screenwriting and acting jobs. If you ever played Eric's Ultimate Solitaire on the Macintosh, it was Derek's voice as The Weasel that urged you to play longer. You can buy his book "I Was Flesh Gordon" on the Amazon link at the right. Email him at editor@fanboyplanet.com.