This one I’ll allow, because the brightly colored universeĀ of James Gunn’s take on Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy absolutely lends itself to tropical drinks. And you just know Rocket would take a paper umbrella, a pineapple wedge, and perhaps a maraschino cherry and turn it into a device that would temporarily paralyze his opponent. But I’m begging ThinkGeek — stop it after this, because I’m running out of shelf space and just don’t have the energy to keep working the ol’ blender.
About Derek McCaw
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In addition to running Fanboy Planet, Derek has contributed stories to Arcana Comics (The Greatest American Hero) and Monsterverse Comics (Bela Lugosi's Tales from the Grave). He has performed with ComedySportz, City Lights Theater Company and Silicon Valley Shakespeare, though relocated to Hollywood to... work in an office? If you ever played Eric's Ultimate Solitaire on the Macintosh, it was Derek's voice as The Weasel that urged you to play longer. You can buy his book "I Was Flesh Gordon" on the Amazon link at the right. Email him at [email protected].