I Spy a Decent Remake
If you’re going to update a classic 1960s TV series, you have to update it with the right people — and I Spy does.
Movies
Wasabi Satisfies
A simple story, Wasabi tells of Hubert (Jean Reno), a French cop who resorts to violence to get the job done. The love of his […]
Dead in the Water
Ghost Ship may be dead in the water, but we’d never stoop so low to make that pun. Wait a minute, of course we would.
Bowling For Columbine
Bowling for Columbine is that odd must-see even if you don’t agree with it. Then you can go to your local library and “read more about it.”
The Ring Will Haunt You
The Ring will haunt you longer than 7 days. Just try not to pop any strange tapes into your VCR — if you still have a VCR.
The Tuxedo Looks Flashy
The Tuxedo is just like its title character – a lot of flashy technology, but at heart an empty good-looking suit.
Spirited Away Will Lift Your Spirits
Spirited Away will lift your spirits. After watching this, you’ll know that we ain’t in Kansas anymore, Totoro.
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever: Ick
Critics live for credits like this: “Directed by Kaos.” If you can sit through this film, you’ll know it’s true.
Stealing Harvard Steals Time
This low-key comedy falls apart the closer you look at it, though a few performances do more than steal our time.
Zombie Mountan or Molehill?
Roger Avary says he “went in” on Dawn of the Dead, but it’s a zombie mountain out of a molehill. James Gunn’s script is still being used.
One Hour Photo Unsettles
When a beloved comedian goes bad, audiences don’t know what to do with themselves. Robin Williams aims to unsettle in One Hour Photo.
Undisputed Returns Walter Hill to Form
After a stumble with Supernova, Walter Hill returns to form with Undisputed, a super-stylish boxing flick.
S1m0ne Programs Perfect Actress
If only Jar Jar Binks had looked more like Rachel Roberts in S1m0ne, fans might not have hated him so much. The much-loathed Gungan marked […]
‘Comic Book The Movie’: Tom Kenny IS Derek Sprang
As we’ve mentioned on the site before, one of the coolest things about this year’s Comic-Con was the filming of a mockumentary (or, as director […]
Finally Had the Courage to Talk to Erin Gray
Sometimes we have to do an interview just for us. Some of you may recognize Erin Gray from her years as Ricky Schroder’s stepmother on […]
Take Your Parents To Blood Work
It’s the sort of film your father would have seen in the theater, or at least stayed awake for if he rented it on a Saturday night.
XXX: Extreme Bond, Extremely Boring
Marketed as the heir to the Bond franchise throne, XXX features everything but compelling action and ingenious gadgets.
Spy Kids 2 Regains Lost Dreams
Spy Kids 2 crackles with wit, charm, and joyful moviemaking. Robert Rodriguez dreams forward while keeping the best of the past.
Bryan Singer Speaks About X2
On Saturday at the San Diego Comic Convention, Hollywood hit, and hit hard. All day the Grand Ballroom (Room 20 for you sticklers) was packed […]
Austin Powers In Goldmember
Austin Powers In Goldmember feels like a party… but one of those you kind of wish you could go off into a quiet corner somewhere.
