Half Past Dead Not Half Good
Never before has a movie tried so hard to clear the “worst movie of the year” bar and failed so miserably.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The second year begins looking for the Chamber of Secrets… just make sure you look for the bathroom first.
Parker Smart: Babes, Guns, and Nanenes
I admit it. After Comic-Con, we got swamped by the pressures of real life. Five days of feeling like we belonged, and we’re still paying […]
An Awkward Femme Fatale
Brian DePalma has settled into stealing from himself, giving us an awkward femme fatale instead of a sexy and thrilling one.
Justice League: The Savage Time
The Savage Time means the mysterious Vandal Savage has won World War 2. Can the Justice League tip the balance back?
I Spy a Decent Remake
If you’re going to update a classic 1960s TV series, you have to update it with the right people — and I Spy does.
Wasabi Satisfies
A simple story, Wasabi tells of Hubert (Jean Reno), a French cop who resorts to violence to get the job done. The love of his […]
Dead in the Water
Ghost Ship may be dead in the water, but we’d never stoop so low to make that pun. Wait a minute, of course we would.
Bowling For Columbine
Bowling for Columbine is that odd must-see even if you don’t agree with it. Then you can go to your local library and “read more about it.”
The Ring Will Haunt You
The Ring will haunt you longer than 7 days. Just try not to pop any strange tapes into your VCR — if you still have a VCR.
Justice League: Metamorphosis Part 2
How does Rex Mason know chemical formulas for sleeping gas, kryptonite and the hundred other things he uses to defeat the Justice League?
Justice League: Metamorphosis part 1
Rex Mason had it all: a great job at Stagg Enterprises and secretly dating the boss’ daughter, Sapphire. Then came the Orb of Ra.
Justice League: A Knight Of Shadows Part 2
As we join our heroes this week for part two of A Knight of Shadows, a familiar scene takes place. Once again Batman is in […]
The Tuxedo Looks Flashy
The Tuxedo is just like its title character – a lot of flashy technology, but at heart an empty good-looking suit.
Spirited Away Will Lift Your Spirits
Spirited Away will lift your spirits. After watching this, you’ll know that we ain’t in Kansas anymore, Totoro.
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever: Ick
Critics live for credits like this: “Directed by Kaos.” If you can sit through this film, you’ll know it’s true.
Justice League: A Knight Of Shadows Part 1
Understandably, The Demon had to calm down a bit for animation. No actual ripping out people’s hearts, though he does make a few threats along […]
Return To The Hurricane
Yesterday, in part one of our interview, husband and wife team Bill O’Neill and Jan Utstein-O’Neill talked about how they forged a publishing company that […]
Inside The Eye Of The Hurricane
Even if you’ve never picked up a copy of Violent Messiahs, you’ve seen its alleged hero, Citizen Pain. Over the last couple of years, the […]
Master Of ‘The Masters Of The Universe’
The fun and challenges of reviving a beloved ’80s cartoon — and rebuilding it for the 21st century!
