The Two Towers
Peter Jackson makes sure The Two Towers stand tall; it’s just frustrating being the middle child of an epic film trilogy.
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Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek Nemesis could have used a few whales that needed rescuing. At this point, we’d even take dancing in the sand dunes…
Tom DeSanto: In The Eye Of An X-Storm
Despite how cool all the official X-Men 2 propaganda has been, rumors have sprung up that all is not well in the world of Mutantkind. […]
Tom DeSanto: In The Eye Of An X-Storm
Despite how cool all the official X-Men 2 propaganda has been, rumors have sprung up that all is not well in the world of Mutantkind. […]
Eight Crazy Nights
Step aside Scrooge; Davey Stone has arrived with a bah humbug that will leave you squirting Technicolor out your nostrils.
Solaris Makes You Think
You might not be in the mood for a real thinker of a sci fi picture, but that’s what you’re getting with this masterpiece…
Die Another Day
Easily the best of the Pierce Brosnan Bonds, Die Another Day injects new life by looking back to everything that came before.
Half Past Dead Not Half Good
Never before has a movie tried so hard to clear the “worst movie of the year” bar and failed so miserably.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The second year begins looking for the Chamber of Secrets… just make sure you look for the bathroom first.
An Awkward Femme Fatale
Brian DePalma has settled into stealing from himself, giving us an awkward femme fatale instead of a sexy and thrilling one.
I Spy a Decent Remake
If you’re going to update a classic 1960s TV series, you have to update it with the right people — and I Spy does.
Wasabi Satisfies
A simple story, Wasabi tells of Hubert (Jean Reno), a French cop who resorts to violence to get the job done. The love of his […]
Dead in the Water
Ghost Ship may be dead in the water, but we’d never stoop so low to make that pun. Wait a minute, of course we would.
Bowling For Columbine
Bowling for Columbine is that odd must-see even if you don’t agree with it. Then you can go to your local library and “read more about it.”
The Ring Will Haunt You
The Ring will haunt you longer than 7 days. Just try not to pop any strange tapes into your VCR — if you still have a VCR.
The Tuxedo Looks Flashy
The Tuxedo is just like its title character – a lot of flashy technology, but at heart an empty good-looking suit.
Spirited Away Will Lift Your Spirits
Spirited Away will lift your spirits. After watching this, you’ll know that we ain’t in Kansas anymore, Totoro.
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever: Ick
Critics live for credits like this: “Directed by Kaos.” If you can sit through this film, you’ll know it’s true.
Stealing Harvard Steals Time
This low-key comedy falls apart the closer you look at it, though a few performances do more than steal our time.
Zombie Mountan or Molehill?
Roger Avary says he “went in” on Dawn of the Dead, but it’s a zombie mountain out of a molehill. James Gunn’s script is still being used.
