Darkness Falls Fails
Sure, Darkness Falls fails in what it claims to be, but as movies go, they sure made a heck of an action figure…
Movies
National Security wastes Zahn
Martin Lawrence gets kicked out of Police Academy; he couldn’t even get back into a Police Academy remake…
A Guy Thing
Chalk it up to a guy thing as Jason Lee struggles to choose between Selma Blair and Julia Stiles. Yeah, we’ve been there…
Different Justice in Narc
Both cops want justice. They just have different ideas of what that means. One thing’s for sure — their world is colorless.
Condensed But Effective Nicholas Nickleby
A former SNL writer tackles one of Charles Dickens’ longest works to make a breezy attack on modern capitalism…
Catch Me If You Can
Catch Me If You Can is almost as charming as Leonardo DiCaprio, but there’s not as much under its shine as it thinks.
Adaptation Confuses and Pleases
Writing a review about a hall of mirrors movie in a hall of mirrors adaptation just leads to more mirrors… or does it?
The Two Towers
Peter Jackson makes sure The Two Towers stand tall; it’s just frustrating being the middle child of an epic film trilogy.
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek Nemesis could have used a few whales that needed rescuing. At this point, we’d even take dancing in the sand dunes…
Tom DeSanto: In The Eye Of An X-Storm
Despite how cool all the official X-Men 2 propaganda has been, rumors have sprung up that all is not well in the world of Mutantkind. […]
Tom DeSanto: In The Eye Of An X-Storm
Despite how cool all the official X-Men 2 propaganda has been, rumors have sprung up that all is not well in the world of Mutantkind. […]
Eight Crazy Nights
Step aside Scrooge; Davey Stone has arrived with a bah humbug that will leave you squirting Technicolor out your nostrils.
Solaris Makes You Think
You might not be in the mood for a real thinker of a sci fi picture, but that’s what you’re getting with this masterpiece…
Die Another Day
Easily the best of the Pierce Brosnan Bonds, Die Another Day injects new life by looking back to everything that came before.
Half Past Dead Not Half Good
Never before has a movie tried so hard to clear the “worst movie of the year” bar and failed so miserably.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The second year begins looking for the Chamber of Secrets… just make sure you look for the bathroom first.
An Awkward Femme Fatale
Brian DePalma has settled into stealing from himself, giving us an awkward femme fatale instead of a sexy and thrilling one.
I Spy a Decent Remake
If you’re going to update a classic 1960s TV series, you have to update it with the right people — and I Spy does.
Wasabi Satisfies
A simple story, Wasabi tells of Hubert (Jean Reno), a French cop who resorts to violence to get the job done. The love of his […]
Dead in the Water
Ghost Ship may be dead in the water, but we’d never stoop so low to make that pun. Wait a minute, of course we would.
