Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The second year begins looking for the Chamber of Secrets… just make sure you look for the bathroom first.
Reviews
An Awkward Femme Fatale
Brian DePalma has settled into stealing from himself, giving us an awkward femme fatale instead of a sexy and thrilling one.
Justice League: The Savage Time
The Savage Time means the mysterious Vandal Savage has won World War 2. Can the Justice League tip the balance back?
I Spy a Decent Remake
If you’re going to update a classic 1960s TV series, you have to update it with the right people — and I Spy does.
Wasabi Satisfies
A simple story, Wasabi tells of Hubert (Jean Reno), a French cop who resorts to violence to get the job done. The love of his […]
Dead in the Water
Ghost Ship may be dead in the water, but we’d never stoop so low to make that pun. Wait a minute, of course we would.
Bowling For Columbine
Bowling for Columbine is that odd must-see even if you don’t agree with it. Then you can go to your local library and “read more about it.”
The Ring Will Haunt You
The Ring will haunt you longer than 7 days. Just try not to pop any strange tapes into your VCR — if you still have a VCR.
Justice League: Metamorphosis Part 2
How does Rex Mason know chemical formulas for sleeping gas, kryptonite and the hundred other things he uses to defeat the Justice League?
Justice League: A Knight Of Shadows Part 2
As we join our heroes this week for part two of A Knight of Shadows, a familiar scene takes place. Once again Batman is in […]
The Tuxedo Looks Flashy
The Tuxedo is just like its title character – a lot of flashy technology, but at heart an empty good-looking suit.
Spirited Away Will Lift Your Spirits
Spirited Away will lift your spirits. After watching this, you’ll know that we ain’t in Kansas anymore, Totoro.
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever: Ick
Critics live for credits like this: “Directed by Kaos.” If you can sit through this film, you’ll know it’s true.
Justice League: A Knight Of Shadows Part 1
Understandably, The Demon had to calm down a bit for animation. No actual ripping out people’s hearts, though he does make a few threats along […]
Stealing Harvard Steals Time
This low-key comedy falls apart the closer you look at it, though a few performances do more than steal our time.
Justice League: Injustice For All Part 2
Following the tradition established by Grant Morrison, this week proved that the League works best when they just act as Batman’s assistants. Held hostage and […]
Justice League: Injustice For All Part 1
Cartoon Network begins a new season of Justice League that is really just the second half of last season, starting with an episode that should […]
One Hour Photo Unsettles
When a beloved comedian goes bad, audiences don’t know what to do with themselves. Robin Williams aims to unsettle in One Hour Photo.
Undisputed Returns Walter Hill to Form
After a stumble with Supernova, Walter Hill returns to form with Undisputed, a super-stylish boxing flick.
S1m0ne Programs Perfect Actress
If only Jar Jar Binks had looked more like Rachel Roberts in S1m0ne, fans might not have hated him so much. The much-loathed Gungan marked […]
